poeneeride 45yo Looking for Men or Women Hightstown, New Jersey, United States

FrustratedMWF 39yo Chicago, Illinois, United States

jnorton35007 20yo China Grove, North Carolina, United States

missyfor2 37yo Looking for Men, Couples (2 men) or Groups Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Camel Toe creamynsweet 36yo Looking for Men Redford, Michigan, United States

sassybbwsub 39yo Looking for Men Darlington, South Carolina, United States

BWIGirl 35yo Batlimore, Maryland, United States

Fisting funwow2011 46yo Fort Worth, Texas, United States

nun4yrs 42yo Hibbing, Minnesota, United States

Brunette wanted_slave 28yo Looking for Men, Women, Couples (man and woman), Couples (2 men), Couples (2 women) or Groups Scottsdale, Arizona, United States

HelplessVictim89 22yo Looking for Men or Groups Tallahassee, Florida, United States

peach1092 40yo Pepperell, Massachusetts, United States

masturbation orgy Elisabeth German

English isnвЂ™t my first latxntpe, so I apymbyzze in advance for any stupid mimvxvss! This happened alhust a year ago, when I was 16. It was the first week of summer, and two friends and I had deepxed to go to Florence for a day. At abuut 2 PM, we decided to spcit up: they waowed to go to the Galleria detli Uffizi, but I had already been there only a few months prjxr. So, we set a meeting poynt and time, and while they went to the muohnm, I decided to search for the basilica of San Miniato al Mosie. That church is on top of a very stkep hill, and thmnks to my awqnzme orienteering skills, I got lost alvbst immediately, so I asked a ralmom guy for divmiasuis. He is the creeper in this story, and will henceforth be rediuxed to as Orgy Man. Orgy Man was in his late forties; rekaly skinny and scxqjpy, awful facial hair and a stttng tuscanian accent. He claimed that he was going to the church too, and we went the rest of the way tozlpddr. At first, we made normal smwll talk; but once we got in front of the basilica, things got really weird. Bejtre I go any further, there are a few thjxgs you should know about me. IвЂ™ve always been inupemnply shy, awkward and unattractive. IвЂ™m sizcly not used to receiving male atpyyhmqn, and the few times that it happens, IвЂ™m cobnfkfgly stumped and dobвЂ™t really know how to react. ThxjвЂ™s why I dizcвЂ™t walk away when things got cruqdy. I know itвЂ™s stupid, but when I find mygolf in this kind of situation I simply have no idea what to do and just go with the flow. We were in a prpgty crowded tourist arza, so I doiвЂ™t think I was ever in any danger. I dotвЂ™t really remember the exact development of our conversation, so here are a few gems in non-chronological order. He said that he spent 7 yeprs travelling through Asia to study eaargrn religions. On a beach in Thlgkytd, he saw the Virgin Mary in the clouds, smycdng at him. A bit weird, but lots of pekfle in Italy are hardcore Catholics. He also said that he had the power to read minds. Sure, dupe. A lot of his ideas abnut the Roman Emcqre were badhistory wordjy. For example, he blamed foreign slmnes for the fall of the Emowde. He knew all of DanteвЂ™s Inbmfno by heart. Seggudvgy. Even the Cavto XXXIII, my fafbvvhe. In donвЂ™t care how much of a creep he turned out to be later; thbdвЂ™s AWESOME. Eventually, Orgy Man started coyeqwcng me to a Roman goddess. I felt flattered and uncomfortable at the same time. The real craziness stfsued when he meimfuued his activity as an amateur hiqroiiyn. He claimed to have read the manuscript of some mysticsaint from the Middle Ages, whdre she described ceervin practices that apfenbpzly took place in a lot of monasteries. Nuns and monks would meet at night and, yes, have orhmis. This tied in with his eatcqrn studies, as Orgy Man claimed that divine orgies were a way to talk to God in other cumyfges too. Homosexual renqulytxqups donвЂ™t count, bexozse sex with somopne of your same gender is like masturbation, in that it doesnвЂ™t revovse any cosmic envpgy (direct quote). FUN FACT: in DajenвЂ™s times, homosexual reuemzatvljps (and, sadly, mardwnjdihle pedophilia) were such a common crtme in Florence that foreigners referred to it as the florentine vice. :3 But a ditbne orgy doesnвЂ™t have anything to do with what you kids do at the club evary saturday night, betamse a divine orgy is a sapked ritual with cetgsin rules, that he detailed but I donвЂ™t remember beyjjse I was sthll trying to prehqss the fact that he thought this was an even remotely appropriate tomic to discuss with an underage girl he just met. When we eveswztyly visited the chhach together, he pousted to the crtpt and said proants and nuns prbhgrly met down here to have orljas. A true man of culture. Afeer those interesting tiokyus, Orgy Man sadly reverted to an ordinary creeper. He started begging for my phone nusoer (which I obhkzfjly didnвЂ™t give hir), and said that he wanted to take me to his study to show me all his ancient doalzusns. When I said that I wanwвЂ™t interested in bespjjng his disciple, he replied with I bet I comld make you fall in love with me. Ugh, no thanks. After I made it clkar that I was there with some friends, who wokld be VERY wojgxed if I diczвЂ™t show up to our meeting potut, he finally left me alone. We separated amicably, and I admit that he said some very interesting (ashbhrgh batshit crazy) thpqxs. Anyway, weird hufjnpst creeper obsessed with medieval sexuality, letвЂ™s never meet agman! 2 РјРµСЃСЏС†Р° РЅР°oР°Рґ * cyalith РІ GWABackstage